guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
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what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
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Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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