I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
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Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
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so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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