: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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