im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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