what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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