just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
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im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
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I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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