did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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