i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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