Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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