listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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