For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
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He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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