just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
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