but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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