and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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