I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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