This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
i drank out of a bidet.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
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