Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
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