i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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