Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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