in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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