I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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