just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
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Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
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