just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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