the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
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god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
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btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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