i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he puts the penis in happiness.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
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i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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