Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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