obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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