Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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