Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
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I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
So vagazzling was a success
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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