There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
You took a bar mat shot.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
i think my cat just said my name.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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