Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
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Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
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My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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