Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
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We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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