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before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.

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I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life

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(775): View more from Nevada

Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.

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How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?

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That's $100,000 of quality education right there.

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I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.

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