Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Randomize
