Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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