I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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