I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Why is there bacon in the couch?
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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