I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
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This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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