I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
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I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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