So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
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