OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
If that was your dad, he is hot
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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