I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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