There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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