Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
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I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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