areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
are you so shy because you have an std?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
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She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Randomize