there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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