real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
My cat gives me a boner
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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