no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.