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• (818): View more from California

  Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?

  (770): View more from Georgia

  I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man

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  he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie

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• (952): View more from Minnesota

  True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  he said i ruined lesbian porn for him

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?

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• (518): View more from New York

  I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  Do you have feelings for this penis?

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