Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
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I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
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I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
Do you have feelings for this penis?