YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.