if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
You're like the curious george of whores
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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