idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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