It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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