I wish I could teleport
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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