Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it ðŸ˜
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
tell me about the eggs
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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