Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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