she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
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It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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