I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
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I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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