What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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